today my dad has been making all of these weird religious jokes and we finally asked him why and he just looks at us with a twinkle in his eye and goes

BECAUSE ITS SUNDAY AHHHA— GET IT? PEOPLE ARE GOING TO CHURCH

alternate-j:

walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

(Source: tobiasfunkey)

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool